Zuck's founder mode 🔥 This week: poached MongoDB CEO CJ Desai — a day before MDB's investor day (−17%) — to run Meta's Enterprise Platform, reporting directly

Zuck's founder mode 🔥 This week: poached MongoDB CEO CJ Desai — a day before MDB's investor day (−17%) — to run Meta's Enterprise Platform, reporting directly to Zuck. Before that: $14.3B for Scale AI (49%) to get Alexandr Wang (~$5B of it). The payoff: 🤖 Muse: 5.1M+ downloads (Evercore: 100M user…