On February 17, 1996, Chris Farley stood there grinning from ear to ear, bragging that it was the biggest beaver he’d ever seen. When someone told him it was av

On February 17, 1996, Chris Farley stood there grinning from ear to ear, bragging that it was the biggest beaver he’d ever seen. When someone told him it was average at best, he simply raised it higher and replied, “Shut the fuck up, Winchester, miss ya, fatty.”