(1/2) “I try not to get political, but if I did, I might as well run myself—because I’ve got the hair for it. It’s huge, and they could always use more boobs in

(1/2) “I try not to get political, but if I did, I might as well run myself—because I’ve got the hair for it. It’s huge, and they could always use more boobs in the race,” Dolly Parton wrote on social media in 2016. “But seriously, I hadn’t decided who I was voting for, but no matter what, we were g…